You ever do something for the first time and then start to realize that you’re finally becoming an adult?
I mean, like a REAL adult!
One that pays their bills on time, doesn’t shop on impulse anymore, finally has their own apartment, not starting drama just because. Yeah that kind of adult!
(If that’s not you, don’t worry, you’ll get there soon, I promise!)
But as life zooms on by, I’m starting to realize that I’m not the same young adult that I used to be. Hell, I’m no longer the same person that I used to be!
And that’s a good thing, because that means I’m finally becoming the person I want to (and should) be. Yayyyyy!
That’s why I’m starting this new blog series, called “Listen I’m Grown”.
I mean, I’m not tryna show off or anything. I’m just glad that I’m finally growing up.
You know the way little kids get all excited when they realize they can finally reach the cookie jar on the counter, or they can finally open the fridge by themselves?
Yeah, that’s how I feel every time I pay a bill on time, or successfully wake up the next morning without a hangover and no baby inside me! LOL
This new series will cover a ton of different adult topics including, but not limited to:
Oh yes! (Pun so intended. LOL)
But no, I’m not telling you every damn detail of my sex life, stop it. I ain’t about that life.
I’m lying, I don’t do drugs so what the hell would I have to say about that? It just sounded like a good follow up after sex. Lol
You know, how not to get a hangover, mixing your own drinks, drinking and not dying, that kind of thing. LOL
Who not to vote for, why you should vote, why our candidates are stupid, etc. LOL
Saving yo money, credit cards, investing, taxes, etc. Because I really, really wanna learn how to invest, and I’m finally getting a grip on my finances. Whoo hooo!
Dressing up for work, acing an interview, writing resumes, etc.
(Oh, and not crying when you don’t get the job you want. LOL)
Learning how to drive, getting my first car, moving out my mama’s crib, etc. Because I mean, no one’s ever taught me anythang! So the least I could do was teach someone, something, right?
So yeah, it’s gonna be crazy! (But I mean that in a good way. LOL)
If you’ve read anything on my blog before, you’ll know I tend to joke a LOT, even when it’s a serious matter, so you can expect the same damn thang for this new series, but just know shit is about to get real!
So be prepared!
Oh, and just in case you’re wondering, this series is gonna be happening every other Friday, starting today! So go ahead and mark yo calendar’s now.
(Don’t forget the snacks and wine, I’m just saying. LOL)
But the only foolproof way to make sure you don’t miss out is to subscribe to my blog!
So go ahead and look to the right of this post and enter your email to receive email notifications every time I post a new blog! (You may have to scroll up a bit to find the box.)
You should also follow me on Twitter because that’s my main platform and my blog posts circulate a lot on there, so if you miss it the first day, you may be able to catch it the day after.
So there you have it you guys, are you excited? I am!
The next “Listen I’m Grown” post will be:
Listen I’m Grown: And That’s Why I Did My Taxes By My Muhfudging Self This Year
So if you haven’t done your taxes yet, or you didn’t do your taxes by yoself this year, this post is for you!
Don’t forget to subscribe so you don’t miss it y’all!
Now tell me what you think, do you like the idea of this new blog series? Would you be interested in contributing a story if I opened it up for submissions? What kind of adult topics would you like to see covered?
Talk to me!
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